I Flipping Love You (Shacking Up #3) by Helena Hunting (Author)

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I had started on this book a while back. Almost finish but not quite yet….. it’s actually good. I did the other two books before this one. I think this is kind of part of a series. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ 📖

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Book Review: 

Spoilers. Just a little bit.

I wasn’t that interested in this book. I was I didn’t buy the actual paperback book I would’ve been sort of disappointed. Though I read it in ebook format, which glad I did. This one wasn’t like the “Shacking Up Series” before this one. The other two before this one was way better. The storyline will keep you interested and wonder what will happen next. However, I was getting bored after a while, and wanted to hurry up and finish it and was glad that I finally finished this book.

I did like how Pierce actually didn’t care about Rian family history. Common sense Wil tells anyone who find out their history (Rian and her twin sister) that they didn’t have anything to do with what their parents did. I mean they were teenagers. The blame is on their parents. What suck was how their family left them after the girl’s grandmom died. Moreover, they had to fend for themselves. I was hoping. Marley and Lawson get together, but it never happened. Idk why this book was dry maybe it was surrounded by real estate to much, I got bored but that cannot be the case since I do like real estate and I am actually reading another book where the guy is a Carpenter and the lady is a landscaper of some sort.

I also, thought a funny part of this book was Rian date with Terry. That was the most entertaining part of the book.

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Book Description: 

SHE’S GOT CURB APPEAL. HE’S A FIXER UPPER…

From New York Times, bestselling author Helena Hunting comes I Flipping Love You, a love story about flipping houses, taking risks, and landing that special someone who’s move-in ready.

Rian Sutter grew up with the finer things in life. Spending summers in the Hamptons was a normal occurrence for her until her parents lost everything years ago. Now Rian and her sister are getting their life, and finances, back on track through real estate. Not only do they buy and sell houses to the rich and famous but they finally have the capital to flip their very own beachfront property. But when she catches the attention of a sexy stranger who snaps up every house from under her, all bets are off…

Pierce Whitfield doesn’t normally demo kitchens, install drywall, or tear apart a beautiful woman’s dreams. He’s just a down-on-his-luck lawyer who needed a break from the city and agreed to help his brother work on a few homes in the Hamptons. When he first meets Rian, the attraction is undeniable. But when they start competing for the same pieces of the prime real estate, the early sparks turn into full-blown fireworks. Can these passionate rivals turn up the heat on their budding romance—without burning down the house?

“Fun, sexy, and full of heart…Helena Hunting has done it again!”—USA Today bestselling author Melanie Harlow (on Shacking Up)



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Haha weak 😂😭😭😭🤣


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Kindle Edition, 320 pages
Published May 29th, 2018 by St. Martin’s Paperbacks
ASIN: B0776YDSQB
Edition Language: English

Hooking Up (Shacking Up #2) by Helena Hunting (Author)

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The Mills Brothers knows how to work their dingling 😂🤣 at least she doesn’t have to worry about Vienna sausage d*ck no more since she said his thing was average and he was dickless 💀😩😂😂😂 I mean at least she has Lex 🤷‍♀️to fix her problem because she said he could work it unlike dickless Armstrong 💀 plus I’m weak about the cactus 🌵 👞 shoes 🤷‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️💀😂

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Book Review:

Lexington and Amie

Spoilers….

Lord, I knew that Armstrong was a prick even in the Shacking Up book with his cousin Bane and Amrie bestie friend Ruby. And was even more of a prick in this book. He was one annoying man, with his little package having self. I believe he was highly jealous of Lexington and wanted what Lex had or has, even Amie. Which he got but lost because he couldn’t keep his Vienna sausage size pickle in his pants. Lord knows I felt Amie deserved better than him especially when he cheated on her on their wedding day, and tried to blame Lexington for his own mistakes when it was not Lex who ruin his (Armstrong) and Amie wedding.👰🎩 I was glad Lex gave Amie what she wanted. Plus I was like them Mills Brothers knows how to work it lol. Anyways this story was really good I was not disappointed and cannot wait for part 3 to come out about Amie brother Pierce 😁

Btw: Lexington is a city name lol, and the city I actually wanted to move to lol! I am from Virginia, and Lexington is in the mountains ⛰ and I love the mountains ⛰

 

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Book Description:

 

Amalie Whitfield is the picture of a blushing bride during her wedding reception–but for all the wrong reasons. Instead of proclaiming his undying love, her husband can be heard, by Amalie and their guests, getting off with someone else. She has every reason to freak out, and in a moment of insanity, she throws herself at the first hot-blooded male she sees. But he’s not interested in becoming her revenge screw.

Mortified and desperate to escape the post-wedding drama, Amalie decides to go on her honeymoon alone, only to find the man who rejected her also heading to the same tiny island for work. But this time he isn’t holding back. She should know better than to sleep with someone she knows, but she can’t seem to resist him.

They might agree that what happens on the island should stay on the island, but neither one can deny that their attraction is more than just physical.

Filled with hilariously scandalous situations and enough sexual chemistry to power an airplane from New York City to the South Pacific, Hooking Up is the next standalone, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy from Helena Hunting, the New York Times bestselling author of the Pucked series and Shacking Up.

Kindle Edition, 1st edition, 444 pages
Published November 7th, 2017 by Swerve
ASIN: B071DSQFLC
Edition Language: English

Shacking Up (Shacking Up #1) by Helena Hunting (Author)

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I finally got around to cracking open “Shacking Up” by Helena Hunting. And I may say this book is good, heck mostly all the books I’ve read by her was good and hilarious. 📖🤷‍♀️💯💯

 

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Book Review:

Bane to her Ruby 😍🤪😜

 

Yesssss this book was good.

 

Spoilers….

 

I’m so team Bane and Ruby. Even though he has a hideous name, I still like him.

 

Like I started this book and finished it in like two days of starting it. This storyline and plot were good, but as I was reading, I was considering why Ruby didn’t double Major in her theater degree. Because sometimes with those degrees like Art or theater it’s so hard to get a job at all. It’s nothing like music, dance among other degrees that’s not like music, etc. that’s why I switch up my career path because I was considering going to college for art.

 

Also, I like how bane got into Ruby dad *** because he was a perk just as Armstrong is a perk I believe he smashes that girl Britney in the story that’s up next about Amalie. Which I cannot wait to read that story it’s about to get juicy, and I need to know who that guy is that she will end up with during her hunny moon.

 

Lastly, Bane mom seems very controlling hooking him up with a female he did not want. Makes me glad I don’t have wealthy parents because ones who aren’t rich have it bit easier than the rich perks who think they are above others (not all rich). Just the boogie ones and stuck up ones, I cannot stand as in this book, and real life including the broke stuck up and boogied folks in real life too lol!


 

Shacking Up

Book Description: 

Ruby Scott is months behind on rent and can’t seem to land a steady job. She has one chance to turn things around with a big audition. But instead of getting her big break, she gets sick as a dog and completely bombs it in the most humiliating fashion. All thanks to a mysterious, gorgeous guy who kissed—and then coughed on—her at a party the night before.

Luckily, her best friend might have found the perfect opportunity; a job staying at the lavish penthouse apartment of hotel magnate Bancroft Mills while he’s out of town, taking care of his exotic pets. But when the newly-evicted Ruby arrives to meet her new employer, it turns out Bane is the same guy who got her sick.

Seeing his role in Ruby’s dilemma, Bane offers her a permanent job as his live-in pet sitter until she can get back on her feet. Filled with hilariously awkward encounters and enough sexual tension to heat a New York City block, Shacking Up, from NYT and USA Today bestselling author Helena Hunting, is sure to keep you laughing and swooning all night long.


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“What does that have to do with my being homeless?” I’m already deciding which alley would be the best location to set up my box. I still have my gym membership. I think it’s valid for another few months. I can use the showers there. “Wait, he has a friend named Bane? Does he look like Tom Hardy?”
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“You’re my best friend. If I trust you, he’ll trust you. Besides, he has a rabbit, or a guinea pig, or something like that. He inherited her I think. Maybe we could suggest you stay there while he’s gone.” “To take care of his guinea pig?” “Why not? He said she needs lots of care and play time.
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She takes the binder from me and opens it. “How many pages is this? More than a hundred?” “It’s ninety-eight. Francesca and Tiny have very specific needs.” “Ninety-eight pages of needs.” She leafs through it and mutters, “I wish someone was this in tune to my needs.” I bite my tongue and say nothing about how I’m sure I could attend to every single damn one of them if she’d like to go back to my bedroom and play “hide and seek” in my sheets with me.
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“This is what I want. You. The way you’re looking at me right now. This feeling right here. Don’t take it away from me again.”
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Every kiss is an echo of the first time. Accidental or not, some part of me recognized her as my future and now she’s mine to love.

Kindle Edition, 480 pages
Published May 30th, 2017 by Swerve
ASIN: B01N0Z4VSD
Edition Language: English
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Between the Cracks (Clipped Wings #1.5) by Helena Hunting 📖

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Between the Cracks (Clipped Wings #1.5) by Helena Hunting (Author)

 

I’m starting to hate short books. 😂 after reading 📖 this. I wanted more. My feelings were hurt. 

 

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Book Review:

Between the cracks!!!!!

Dude this book was too short. I wanted more from it. Ugh, lol why!!!!!!!!! I’m so disappointed. I wanted more on Chris and Sarah story tsk. I guess I have to wait until I read part 2 of Clipped Wings to get to the other book about Chris huh? Lol ugh! anyways I liked the book

Between the Cracks (Clipped Wings, #1.5)

Book Description:

Alternate Cover Edition for ASIN: B00K4LDB0Q

Tattooist Chris Zelter doesn’t always make the best decisions when it comes to the people he cares about, or the women he gets involved with. Things have changed recently, though. Chris has lost interest in casual flings as he finds himself wrapped up in Sarah Adamson, a waitress at the local strip club he frequents. It takes months of persistent attention before she finally agrees to date him, and he’s determined not to mess it up.

Just as things are finally going his way, Chris receives a troubled phone call in the middle of the night from Hayden Stryker, his best friend and business partner. Unexpected revelations and the sudden departure of his girlfriend, Tenley, has nearly sent Hayden over the edge. Add in a speeding ticket and an impounded car, and Hayden is balanced on the precipice of a total meltdown. Worried about his friend, Chris sets out on a rescue road trip, first to get Hayden, and then to bring back Tenley. The two men run into unforeseen roadblocks, proving even the best intentions don’t guarantee results.

Chris and Hayden return to Chicago empty handed, and Chris is left feeling as if he’s let down all the people who matter, especially Sarah. But Chris discovers that sometimes the best way to deal with failure is to find a way to forget about it. And losing himself in Sarah is the perfect way to do just that.

Between the Cracks (Clipped Wings, #1.5)

 

Kindle Edition, 50 pages
Published May 4th 2014
ASIN: B00K4LDB0Q
Edition Language: English

 

 

Clipped Wings (Clipped Wings #1) by Helena Hunting 📖

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Clipped Wings (Clipped Wings #1) by Helena Hunting  (Author)

Reading 📖
Clipped Wings #book1
Haven’t got far, but still good 💯👌

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Book Review:

Clipped Wings 4Sure!!!!

Few Spoliers!!!

I enjoyed this book no doubt, but listen lol Tenley was getting on my last nerve because she was pushing Hayden away. How can she be mad at him for what she asked him for she wanted to know about his past! With his parents and then with Sienna, drugs, and other stuff. But her bean pie head *** haven’t told him about her being married, I meant engaged and was on her way to her wedding and that her fiance died. He only knew little about that plane accident not the full reason behind the crash.
She was so afraid that he will leave her, but she’s pushing him away. And keeping secrets, especially about Conner. I was hoping Trey popped up so that Hayden could find out about Conner. And damn if he didn’t lol. I knew Trey annoying self-was going to pop up at her apartment and spill the beans finally lol. I was like yes, yes, all of the secrets you kept heifer. Done finally got out. She can’t blame Hayden for being too upset. But Trey is a horrible person, you can tell by reading about him. Crazy how he blames her for his family death, and acting like her friends and family didn’t die too. The plane crashing wasn’t her fault. Trey is one bitter ass fool. If he were a real person, I’d hate to be his woman. He (Trey) deserved that hit in the face with his evil self. Hilarious lol.

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Aw, Hayden is going to go get his woman 😀 Yass, boy go get your girl. Lol, I got excited when he grabs his keys and walk out his home. He’s like F this **** lol. THAT’s MINEs lol. I can’t wait to read part two of this series I know it’s going to be as good as part 1.

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Sooo Hayden is emo ❤ why do I want to see a picture of the character guy lol. Ugh, this need to be a movie lol. I should’ve known he was emo with all the piercing, tattoos, and hair.

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Book Description: 

An emotional love story that follows the touch-and-go relationship of Hayden and Tenley; two young people who desperately want to love and be loved but are afraid to completely let go of their pasts.

As Hayden and Tenley navigate their newfound but slightly unstable relationship, they want to trust each other, but Hayden is hiding a dark and shameful past that he doesn’t ever want Tenley to find out about. And Tenley has secrets of her own that could make Hayden run away forever. When Tenley asks Hayden to put a beautifully elaborate tattoo across her back, the two form what they thought was an unshakeable bond. But when Tenley’s past shows up on her doorstep, will Hayden stand by her side…or run?

Kindle Edition, 352 pages
Published March 4th 2014 by Gallery Books
ASIN: B00F8KUK8O
Edition Language: English

Cupcakes and Ink (Clipped Wings 0.5) by Helena Hunting (Author)

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Cupcakes and Ink (Clipped Wings 0.5) by Helena Hunting (Author)

This book was actually good. It’s short but still good.

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Book Review:

The end lol jk

Short but still good. This book did give me an inside look of how they (Tenley and Hayden) met before I start on book 1 of the Clipped Wings Series. Can’t wait to read about the guys in the ink armor shop and fall in love with at least one of them lol. I already know who lmao. But anyways this book was actually good even though it was short.

 

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Book Description: 

Tenley Page is looking for a new start: a new city, a new apartment, a new life. Her plan is to keep to herself and stay focused. But leaving her past behind and starting over isn’t as easy as she thought. And neither is maintaining her solitude. As Tenley settles into her new surroundings, she finds herself drawn to Inked Armor, the tattoo studio across the street. But it’s the gorgeous, dark-haired tattoo artist who captures her interest. There’s something about his severe beauty that captivates her—and not just in her waking hours.

Covered in the ink he inscribes on other people’s skin, Hayden Stryker has made a career out of being a tattooist. He’s got his own business and a tight circle of friends. As far as he’s concerned, that’s all he needs. At least until his aunt, who owns the antiques and used bookstore across from his tattoo studio, hires a new employee. At first, this intrigue is based on physical appeal; hot chick equals something nice to look at. But as he begins to catch glimpses of the fiery personality under the fragile, feminine exterior, his fascination with Tenley grows. Annoyed by his inability to control his fixation, Hayden decides the best way to cure him of the new obsession is to get to know the girl under her skittish façade.

But like the ink he wears as armor, Tenley has the ability to get under his skin and stay there.

Kindle Edition, 60 pages
Published February 3rd 2014 by Pocket Star
ASIN: B00G7RANLG
Edition Language: English

Get Inked: A Pucked Series and Clipped Wings Crossover Novella (Pucked) by Helena Hunting (Author)

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Reading “Get Inked” this book is good.  I figured it was going to be good. I believe this book is still FREE! I wish I would’ve waited before I bought it lol. But oh we’ll it was worth the BUY! 

Get Inked: A Pucked Series and Clipped Wings Crossover Novella (Pucked)

by Helena Hunting (Author)
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Book Review:

This book was too short. (sad face 😦 ) I wanted more. Glad I finish this book before the book about Lance comes out. I like this one even though it was really short. Hayden and Randy, I think they may be brothers. Got the same dad. Remember when in the other books it stated that Randy dad was cheating a lot on his mom and they finally broke up/divorced. It’ll be cool if they are actually brothers. I hope she makes a story about Darren and Jamie. Especially Darren + Charlene I want to know more about their relationships than Jamie but wouldn’t mind Jamie and Lisa but I want more on those too (Darren & Charlene).

Idk why I ( ❤ heart ❤ ) Darren and Hayden now lmao. I mean I like Randy and Lance ❤ lol now I like the other two guys. (I have to get the stories on (Chris + Sarah) and (Hayden + Tenley) because (Hayden) will be my book boyfriend) when I start on those books lol ❤ also, I do have the one book about Chris and Sarah. I will be reading that once I get the books about Hayden 😀

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Get Inked: (A PUCKED Series & Clipped Wings Crossover)

Boook Description: 

 

When the itch for new ink takes over, NHL star Randy Ballistic commissions his trusted tattoo artist to design a new sleeve, and the rest of the PUCKED boys decide it’s time to commemorate their love of hockey with a team tattoo.

But it can’t just be about the boys—the PUCKED girls want in on the action, too. Ink cherries will be popped, cupcakes will be consumed, and the hazards and enhancements of boob bling will be pondered.

Worlds collide when the hockey boys pay a visit to Inked Armor, the renowned Chicago tattoo studio where master artists Hayden Stryker and Chris Zelter ply their trade. Don’t miss the resulting action and insights in this Pucked series and Clipped Wings crossover novella.

Kindle Edition, 164 pages
Published September 13th 2016 by Helena Hunting
ASIN: B01M047AF3
Edition Language: English

Pucked Under (UNABRIDGED) by Helena Hunting (Narrated) by Rose Dioro , Jacob Morgan

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Pucked Under (Pucked #4.5) by Helena Hunting, Rose Dioro (Reading), Jacob Morgan

Okay. Started on part 4.5 Because, I definitely couldn’t finish part 4, at all the girl narrator that Violet made it hard. Hopefully, this one isn’t to bad pray that finish it. :/

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Book Review:

This book was actually good. Very interesting. Even though. I don’t understand why it was another story about Lily and Randy lol but never knew Randy name was Ronald that’s ugly name lol. Randy fits him so much better. I wonder if Lily and Randy are going to have a baby. Randy seems so scared awe.

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Book Description:

Randy Ballistic and Lily LeBlanc are head-over-heels, bed-breakingly, screaming orgasmically in love. But even they have their challenges, mostly outside of the bedroom.

With the off-season coming to a close and the boys gearing up for training camp, one more weekend of fun is the perfect way to welcome the new season.

The entire crew piles into vehicles and drives to Alex and Violet’s Chicago cottage for a few days of relaxation – and hopefully a chance for Randy to shake the anxiety that’s been plaguing him.

Accidental wardrobe malfunctions, typical Violet inspired overshares, and a whole lot of private time round out the perfect weekend getaway.

But the moment they return to the city, all of Randy’s angst resurfaces with the arrival of a surprise houseguest.

Forever Pucked (UNABRIDGED) by Helena Hunting (Narrated) by Emily C. Michaels , Jeremy York👂 🎧📱

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Now listening 👂 🎧📱 to book 4 of the Pucked series.
Next up after part 4 will be 4.5 ( Pucked UNDER) and 4.1 (Deleted Scenes from book 1-4)
Afterward, it’s Get Ink (a stand alone) I guess that’s what it is lol. 😂 I’m patiently waiting on book five about Lance. I’m like a crackhead waiting for that fix. 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 #thestruggle be real when you are waiting on a book swear.

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Book Review:

Listen to this on audible!

Um, I can’t finish this book it’s boring for some reason. The women narrator made it hard to listen to I wanted so bad to finish it but she made it boring more than it was. Jeremy was good. I hope she doesn’t use this lady again so not worth listening to her. She sounded tired, and voice was eh plus read sort of fast.

I wanted to so bad to listen to it I may have to get it on ebook. Because I cannot listen to it on audible ugh!

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Book Description:

Narrated by Emily C. Michaels, Jeremy York
10 hrs and 10 mins
Unabridged Audiobook

Being engaged to Alex Waters, team captain and the highest paid NHL player in the league, is awesome. How could it not be?

In addition to being an amazing hockey player, he’s an incurable romantic with an XL heart, and an XXL hockey stick in his pants. And he knows how to use it. Incredibly, orgasmically well. Alex is the whole package and more. Literally. Like his package is insane. Total world record holder material.

So it makes complete sense that Violet Hall can’t wait to nail him down to the matrimonial mattress and become Mrs. Violet Waters.

It’s so romantic.

Violet is totally stoked to set a date.

Eventually. At some point. Likely before the next millennium. Or when Violet stops getting hives every time someone brings up the wedding, and their mothers stop colluding on stadium sized venues. Whichever comes first.